Beware · the · Ides · of · March....

Ok, first things first. Miss Maisy, did you get your soap yet? Just curious.

I'm on episode #3 and 21 Jump Street just got a whole lot better. Whew! I thought I was a total ass in high school. I'm sending the man out to rent me some more movies. What is on the list you ask? Heathers (which reminds me of those Russian faux bugious douches I hung out with most of my life), The Wicker Man (cause there's been much talk about the remake and I've been all ritualistic), Dark Secret of Harvest Home (same deal as Wicker Man) and Edward Scissor Hands (in homage to Tim Burton and Wonka. No, we did not go and see it cause the man was a disappointment today [sigh]. Plus, I'm very tired cause its been very freaking hot and no I don't mean 75 degrees hot. Its not 120 degree desert heat from the old fundy land but its still pretty fucking hot. Its kind of funny cause when I first moved here I was freezing all the time. Now it gets a little warmer than 57 degrees and I'm sweltering. Ahhh mee.

Twisted Sister......jeez!! What the hell was that? I feel like watching every season of Buffy again. Make fun of me but it was a really well written show. You know, I can't even go shopping at the bullseye on the weekend and have any peace. This morning I went in to buy garbage bags and I got mobbed by that fucking psycho "Not Dixie" telling me her husband will not allow her to come in on Sunday mornings at 5 a.m. to do the ad set up anymore. I work with this red neck braod on her schedule as much as possible. Yeah, the bitch is a hard worker but she's also a rude insolent little trash heap that no one likes. I'm gonna kick her ass tomorrow. So, now I'm stuck with only one, possibly two little douches to set ad on Sundays!! Oy vey!! Technically its not my job to find replacements but guess what???.....?? If i don't I'm gonna hear it from all sides. Fuck all, man!! Oh yeah, I found out Dyna is a little bitty lush. I gave some of my hommade absinthe to the Bonster and Dyna. Unfortunately, I could not bring anything illegal on to bullseye property. So, Dyna said she would hold the Bonster's stash in her car. Well guess what?? Apparently she consumed both portions and gave the Bonster and empty bottle. I didn't find this out until a couple of days ago when the Bonster said I owed her a favor. She wanted some absinthe. I told her I gave her some already and she told me that little Dyna had consumed both bottles and she never got hers. GODS!! THE DRAMA!!

I made my Lexi's Butterfly soap today. The green tea didn't do what I assumed it would. This was advice I took from an expert too. Oh well. It just left little teeny tiny flecks in the soap. It looks ok but again, not what I intended. I'm finding that a lot as I experiment with the soapage. Some times my batches just fail miserably and I get very depressed and want to quit. But, that's just bullshit! My milk and honey blend (which, by the way, I made up all by myself)has turned out to be the best soap I've ever made. So, I need to have more faith in myself and not in these douches who think they know it all.

Enough of that shit!! Fredric Forrest!! That's Chef from Apocalypse Now, the cheauffer in The Rose and Julie's dad in Valley Girl!! The washed out hippie, HAHA!! Hey its James Brolin's son.....Rudy Brolin. He looks awfully young. This can'r be before Goonies. No fucking way. How many fucking high schools are in this town, anyway?? I mean someone's bound to recognize these douche bags (21 Jump Street again). I guess if its a town anything like Frisco there are a million so I should just shut my douche. Haha! Penhall is having more luck with the rich preppies than Hansen. What is death really like? Physical death not mental. I'm just curious. As you have guessed....I'm not cheerful anymore. Lalalalalala......

I just took a shot of voddy and now I'm cheerful again.....lalalala.....I think I want to fo to Harvard......then piss on the lawn. Maybe Stanford....its much closer. According to my IQ test I am in the top 7% and that was under stress. Fucking IQ test!! Who gives a shit!! Just cause a government test tells me I'm a fucking genius doen't mean I have the drive to utilize it!! There are plenty of stupid people out there who are way more drive oriented than I am. And successful, by the way. IQ tests are just fucking bullshit!! I can't even join MENSA cause I'm 3% stupider than is required. You know that pisses me off because its the government that says I'm fucking smart and others are stupid. Or at least some hoity toity men who think that they are invincible cause they have a buzillion degrees or enough money to buy GOD. Ahh! Fuck All!! Long pointless post her people. I should have warned you in the beginning. Love you all no matter what goes down. Still want to do witchy things! Anyone up for that let me know!